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I have always enjoyed writing stories and poetry. English and Literature were my favorite studies and I am an avid reader. In 2009, a memoir I wrote was accepted for publication by GEIST Magazine (see link above).

JESUS SAVINGS AND CREDIT UNION
Put your money in the Hand…
Dearest B.
I know I am not supposed to be in touch, but just one little ol’ letter won’t do any harm. I can’t believe it’s been three months since I last saw you. You are always in my thoughts, darling.
I have excellent news. I can’t believe our luck. I drove like crazy Aunt Sally all the way from town to write you—I have found a safe place for the money.
I am living in a little town—no, not a town—a village, in the north, where I will stay until things cool down. I felt terribly house-bound and was going berserk listening to the damn crows cawing incessantly in the aspen trees that stand like cops all around the cottage, so I took a drive into a nearby town, Trinity, pop. 233. The town has a post office, hotel with a restaurant and bar (I promise to stay away from there), small grocery store, two-room schoolhouse converted to an old-folks home, cute little church and next to that A BANK. I know, I know—I can hear you yelling from here. But get this—the bank is called the “Jesus Savings & Credit Union” and their mottos are “Jesus Saves…So Should You!” and “Put your money in the hand of the man from Galilee.”
You see, darling, I’ve been getting a bit antsy with all that cash stuffed in the attic of my little cottage— afraid that the rats or squirrels might get at it, or a band of robbers might attack me as I sleep. 600k is such a large amount of cash and we could be making interest!
The bank manager, Mr. Rivers, is a real honest-to-god (ha-ha) pastor wearing the black cloak and white collar thingy …and very handsome. I bet under that cloak he’s hung like Jesus. Oh yeah—and I am getting a bit sex-starved!
The tellers look very Presbyterian. The women wear twin-sets and pearly chokers, the guys are in freshly-pressed white shirts and black ties. You’d love the irony. Anyway, I have an appointment for tomorrow to put the cash in the hands of the Lord until we need it. If you could see this place I know you would approve.
Not much else to report. Life is lonely. There is a widow down the road who came by looking for a cup of coffee and a chat. She brought a sickly sweet dessert—you know, one of those country recipes full of marshmallows, instant chocolate pudding and “Cool Whip.” But she seemed real nice. A bit snoopy but I kept our secrets.
I trust all is well with you, my love? I hope the police weren’t too hard on you. They’ll never find her body right? When all this passes do you think we could settle in Mexico? I can’t wait to begin our new life together. Don’t worry—the money will be safe. I mostly keep to myself and stay away from my greatest pleasures—and vices.
God Bless,
P.
Musings – Monday to Friday
Monday
(early morning)
Cats must crave the Vitamin D they get from the sun. Oscar sits at the living room window as the winter sun filters through the trees and blazes a path through the stillness of the veranda to his favoured spot on the sill.
(late morning)
Today is a velvet day. The older I get the more velvet days I want. I am reminded of the poem, “When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple with a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.” Indeed! When I grow old, I shall wear only velvet. No matter the colour. All colours of velvet are so luscious and rich.
(afternoon)
Riding a bike in Vancouver, at night, is a precarious, nerve-racking affair. The streets are getting narrower, the SUVs are getting wider, squeezing you further and further into the door lane of parked cars where some idiot is waiting for the exact second you ride by to pop open their door right in front of you.
(evening)
Cycling or walking down a lonely dark street or alley at night, a women cannot help suspecting any person of the male gender that she may cross paths with, of being a rapist or mugger. It must be very hard on good sweet men to see the fear and avoidance on a woman’s face as she hurries along, head down, avoiding eye contact.
Tuesday
(morning)
When it comes to worrying about why someone hasn’t returned a phone call or an email I believe there are two kinds of people: the ones that think the other person must be dead or in the hospital; and the ones that think that they have done something so terrible to that person that they never want to speak to them again.
(afternoon)
The best sleep is the one stolen from the middle of the day when you can curl up with all your clothes on, under a cozy patchwork quilt with your cats curled up at your feet like two big apostrophes.
Wednesday
(afternoon)
The leaves are falling from the trees in a crazy frenzied dance with the wind. They never want to stop showing off their colours and their grace. But, it’s their final swan song. They eventually fall, exhausted, to the ground, the wind gently coaxing them up for their last bow before they meet their final resting place.
(evening)
I love laundry day. Cocooning, at bedtime, into plush, freshly-laid bed sheets, scented from the dryer with “Spring Awakening” or “Outdoor Fresh” or “Gentle Breeze”.
Thursday
(morning)
How has the ubiquitous colour black held first place for so long in the roster of people’s favourite colour choice for clothing? It’s not as if black looks great on everyone. All men, in my opinion, look dazzling in blue. Blond colouring craves creamy whites and redheads should favour copper and sage tones. But everyone wears black. Black doesn’t even hold up it’s colour for long. It fades quickly to a deep grey slate blend and loses its vibrancy (except for black velvet). You can’t match two separate pieces of black to each other. Every black is different. But, when you go shopping, all the best fashions are in black, the greatest choices are in black, the sexiest styles are in black. What is a girl to do? Buy black and be done with it.
Friday
(afternoon)
Women certainly know how to shop at sales. We must be born with this knowledge. We intuitively know all the rules: arrive early, stand in line, rush for the door when it opens, spread out like rats over the merchandise. Grabbing all the select items we can get our hands on and holding onto them like we were drowning and needed these treasures for survival. We then find a little spot out of the hordes of other shoppers to exam our loot and decide what items we can afford; what we have to give up; and what we absolutely must have. We are prepared to change our minds several times. Then just as we have made our final choices, we see a fellow shopper with an item that we covet and so the whole cycle starts anew.